{"product_id":"funny-stained-wood-plant-stakes-humor-72379","title":"Funny Stained Wood Plant Stakes: Humor Garden Markers, Set of 5","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdorable Set of 5 Wooden Humor Themed Plant\/Garden Stakes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cute set of wood laser-cut Plant stakes includes 5 Humor-themed markers. These come in 2 sizes 6\" x 3\" or 5\"x 2.5\" wide and are made of stained wood. The gardeners or those that think they are gardeners will love these!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis set includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTime to call Hospice!\u003cbr\u003e\nYou should go Fake!\u003cbr\u003e\nI think I'm Drowning!\u003cbr\u003e\nHow am I still Alive?\u003cbr\u003e\nMy owner is a Serial Killer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you would like to switch out some of the sayings to make a custom set we have the following sayings available. Please just include your choices in the personalization section. If nothing is sent we will send the 5 sayings listed above!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdditional Sayings available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlant Addicts UNITE!\u003cbr\u003e\nPot it like it's Hot!\u003cbr\u003e\nLove 'em or Leaf 'em\u003cbr\u003e\nYou Grow Girl!\u003cbr\u003e\nI am Rooting for you\u003cbr\u003e\nFlower POWER!\u003cbr\u003e\nSometimes I wet my Plants\u003cbr\u003e\nTalk Dirty to me\u003cbr\u003e\nYou are my Sunshine!\u003cbr\u003e\nBefeaf in yourself\u003cbr\u003e\nTell me I'm Pretty\u003cbr\u003e\nHave you forgotten me?\u003cbr\u003e\nGreen Thumb you are NOT\u003cbr\u003e\nWTF did you feed me?\u003cbr\u003e\nHelp Me! I'm dying!\u003cbr\u003e\nWELL SHIT!\u003cbr\u003e\nWTH am I doing in the Bathroom?\u003cbr\u003e\nSomething STINKS in here!\u003cbr\u003e\nNOT a litter box!\u003cbr\u003e\nI can't unsee that!\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Cat is looking at me funny\u003cbr\u003e\nTHIRSTY!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee all of our Gifts and Tokens here:\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/2KrazyLadiesCrafts?ref=seller-platform-mcnav\u0026amp;section_id=33379687\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave Questions?? Just send us a Conversation!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese will ship via USPS\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Krazy Ladies","offers":[{"title":"6\" x 3\"","offer_id":67621735170228,"sku":"15984064755","price":22.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 2.5\"","offer_id":67621735202996,"sku":"16333435704","price":18.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1229\/8676\/files\/il_fullxfull.4892512740_ofr6_b62361b7-b20b-44b9-9f9e-cf87cba12ab4.jpg?v=1794364669","url":"https:\/\/www.2krazyladies.com\/products\/funny-stained-wood-plant-stakes-humor-72379","provider":"2 Krazy Ladies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}