{"product_id":"funny-plant-stakes-stained-wood-puns-69610","title":"Funny Plant Stakes: Stained Wood Puns, Set of 5","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdorable Set of 5 Wooden Pun Themed Plant\/Garden Stakes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cute set of wood laser-cut Plant stakes includes 5 Pun-themed markers. These come in 2 sizes 6\" x 3\" or 5\"x 2.5\" wide and are made of stained wood. The gardeners or those that think they are gardeners will love these!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis set includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlower POWER!\u003cbr\u003e\nSometimes I wet my Plants\u003cbr\u003e\nTalk Dirty to me\u003cbr\u003e\nYou are my Sunshine!\u003cbr\u003e\nBefeaf in yourself!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you would like to switch out some of the sayings to make a custom set we have the following sayings available. Please just include your choices in the personalization section. If nothing is sent we will send the 5 sayings listed above!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdditional Sayings available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlant Addicts UNITE!\u003cbr\u003e\nPot it like it's Hot!\u003cbr\u003e\nLove 'em or Leaf 'em\u003cbr\u003e\nYou Grow Girl!\u003cbr\u003e\nI am Rooting for you\u003cbr\u003e\nTell me I'm Pretty\u003cbr\u003e\nHave you forgotten me?\u003cbr\u003e\nGreen Thumb you are NOT\u003cbr\u003e\nWTF did you feed me?\u003cbr\u003e\nHelp Me! I'm dying!\u003cbr\u003e\nWELL SHIT!\u003cbr\u003e\nWTH am I doing in the Bathroom?\u003cbr\u003e\nSomething STINKS in here!\u003cbr\u003e\nNOT a litter box!\u003cbr\u003e\nI can't unsee that!\u003cbr\u003e\nTime to call Hospice!\u003cbr\u003e\nYou should go Fake!\u003cbr\u003e\nI think I'm Drowning!\u003cbr\u003e\nHow am I still Alive?\u003cbr\u003e\nMy owner is a Serial Killer\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Cat is looking at me funny\u003cbr\u003e\nTHIRSTY!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee all of our Gifts and Tokens here:\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/2KrazyLadiesCrafts?ref=seller-platform-mcnav\u0026amp;section_id=33379687\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave Questions?? Just send us a Conversation!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese will ship via USPS\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Krazy Ladies","offers":[{"title":"6\" x 3\"","offer_id":67621709119668,"sku":"16333449806","price":22.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 2.5\"","offer_id":67621709152436,"sku":"15984079259","price":18.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1229\/8676\/files\/il_fullxfull.4892479272_ifbp.jpg?v=1794363403","url":"https:\/\/www.2krazyladies.com\/products\/funny-plant-stakes-stained-wood-puns-69610","provider":"2 Krazy Ladies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}